Beware! Your computer can sense your frustration!
Beware your computer can sense your frustration!
By Greg Valentine
I am utterly convinced that all machines either contain:
1.some kind of "micro-nano-Gremlin" that senses human anxiety and frustration and shuts machines down, or 2. All office machines really operate on the electrical spiritual level are hard wired to detect the vast amount of electrical energy generated by fear, dead lines, and anger and will effectively shut down on you... because it's afraid it may trip a fuse. To which I may poke at the movie Ghostbuster might actually be on to something with electrical disturbances and the like....
I also have this theory that when you smile at you computer and tell it nice things too, that it makes the gremlin or sensors go to sleep, and you can work limitlessly silently unless (or until) you either excite or shock the creature with a "YAAY!!!! FINALLY I'M DONE!!!! and he/she/sensor cant differentiate if that is excitement or frustration and shuts down the.....................................
By Greg Valentine
I am utterly convinced that all machines either contain:
1.some kind of "micro-nano-Gremlin" that senses human anxiety and frustration and shuts machines down, or 2. All office machines really operate on the electrical spiritual level are hard wired to detect the vast amount of electrical energy generated by fear, dead lines, and anger and will effectively shut down on you... because it's afraid it may trip a fuse. To which I may poke at the movie Ghostbuster might actually be on to something with electrical disturbances and the like....
I also have this theory that when you smile at you computer and tell it nice things too, that it makes the gremlin or sensors go to sleep, and you can work limitlessly silently unless (or until) you either excite or shock the creature with a "YAAY!!!! FINALLY I'M DONE!!!! and he/she/sensor cant differentiate if that is excitement or frustration and shuts down the.....................................
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